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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:31:38 GMT -5
And in six days, God created the earth. He made the sky and the sea and the wind and the rain. He made man and beast, fish and fowl, plus dinosaurs to f**k with the non-believers. And on the seventh day, He had a little rest. And it was, you know, good. Then, he started on the weird bits. Pygmy hippos. Ski-jumping. People who like James Blunt. Oh, and Mariah Carey. And it was good. Then, after everything else was finished, He made Westlife. And it was bad. And He knew it. "Oh Me, what the holy crap was I thinking??", He asked, and He went to remove his abhoration from the face of the earth. "No!!! Stop!!!" screamed the stoolmakers, and, because blessed are the stoolmakers, God stopped. And lo, they came to agreement: as long as Westlife continued to sing songs requiring the aid of seating, He wouldn't allow their total lack of talent to prevent them achieving fame and fortune. But then they released a song which pushed His patience too far. And He looked at the stoolmakers, and they shrugged. "Alright", they said, "Even we can't justify this half-arsed N-Sync rip off". And God smiled, and raised a vengeful fist... waaaat?? omg how can any1 write this.. im getting fed up of seeing tis stuff written about em... ' He' ?
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:35:10 GMT -5
who is tim lee what does he do?
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:35:53 GMT -5
some bloke and a writer I guess. Hang on brb.
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:36:58 GMT -5
this might be him
Deputy Music Editor: Tim Lee Tim doesn't like biogs. He doesn't think you'd be interested, and is slightly weary if you are.
If he did like biogs he'd probably tell you that he's from near Newcastle, but he doesn't live there anymore, that he thinks Hope Of The States are the best band from Britain, that Interpol are the best band from America, and then end with some obscure literary quote or song lyric.
But he doesn't like biogs, so he won't.
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:38:12 GMT -5
and a pic
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:39:56 GMT -5
thanks al he needs a good telling
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:40:36 GMT -5
. . .off? I'll nut him one for ya!
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:41:43 GMT -5
just one nut he needs a good kicking and two nuts
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:42:44 GMT -5
kk I'll come on to him then whilst he's down I'll knee him and clock him one
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:43:24 GMT -5
yeah can i watch lol
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:44:06 GMT -5
'course!
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:44:56 GMT -5
i will pay
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Post by aj on Feb 16, 2006 15:46:11 GMT -5
for you Netty it's free o' charge
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Post by nettster on Feb 16, 2006 15:47:53 GMT -5
thanks babe can i have a go too
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Post by dublinbaby on Feb 16, 2006 15:49:28 GMT -5
why do you let this get to you?
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