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Feb 24, 2006 9:05:49 GMT -5
Post by aj on Feb 24, 2006 9:05:49 GMT -5
Knock knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
exactly
(or something)
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Feb 24, 2006 18:41:54 GMT -5
Post by dublinbaby on Feb 24, 2006 18:41:54 GMT -5
haha that's a really bad one
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Feb 25, 2006 4:53:58 GMT -5
Post by xX_Nicky's_Fantasy_Fan_Xx on Feb 25, 2006 4:53:58 GMT -5
hehe lol..yep
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Jun 13, 2006 9:05:43 GMT -5
Post by Suze on Jun 13, 2006 9:05:43 GMT -5
3 World Cup jokes...... ;D
1. Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
Cos she keeps running away from the ball!
2. Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
Cos she has a pumpkin for a coach
3. What's the difference between the England football team and a pile of fertilizer?
Fertilizer works wonders on grass
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Jun 13, 2006 9:15:08 GMT -5
Post by kiansplaygirl on Jun 13, 2006 9:15:08 GMT -5
they r good ones suze
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Jun 14, 2006 15:02:05 GMT -5
Post by sussi on Jun 14, 2006 15:02:05 GMT -5
sorry all norwegians it´s nothing personal Why do swedes bring a ladder when they go shopping? Cos of the high prices! No offence to the swedes
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Jun 18, 2006 7:14:31 GMT -5
Post by NICKY 'S KISSIN EMA! XXX on Jun 18, 2006 7:14:31 GMT -5
Knock knock who's There? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in! (haha! let us in)!! lol!
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Jun 18, 2006 9:18:10 GMT -5
Post by Suze on Jun 18, 2006 9:18:10 GMT -5
why does Santa Claus always have a smile on his face?
cos he knows where all the naughty girls live
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Jun 26, 2006 9:54:25 GMT -5
Post by NICKY 'S KISSIN EMA! XXX on Jun 26, 2006 9:54:25 GMT -5
why does Santa Claus always have a smile on his face? cos he knows where all the naughty girls live hahaha!! i like that 1!!! lol!!!! ;D
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Jun 27, 2006 18:45:51 GMT -5
Post by NICKY 'S KISSIN EMA! XXX on Jun 27, 2006 18:45:51 GMT -5
LEARN CHINESE EASY.......hope yas like it..it was sent to me so id thought id share it with all of u..i thought it was funny xxxx ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE 1) Thats not right.......... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) Staying out of sight............................. . Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Jun 28, 2006 11:56:15 GMT -5
Post by Suze on Jun 28, 2006 11:56:15 GMT -5
some of those are really funny. another football joke.....
A Newcastle player, a Leeds player and a Leicester player are travelling in a car. Who's the driver?
answer : a policeman
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Jun 28, 2006 17:34:53 GMT -5
Post by NICKY 'S KISSIN EMA! XXX on Jun 28, 2006 17:34:53 GMT -5
some of those are really funny. another football joke..... A Newcastle player, a Leeds player and a Leicester player are travelling in a car. Who's the driver? answer : a policeman hahhahhahha!! thats a really gud 1!!! x
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Jun 30, 2006 5:48:32 GMT -5
Post by Byrnes_Baby on Jun 30, 2006 5:48:32 GMT -5
ok this is crap but its fuuny coz its crap!!!
There was a daddy tomato, mummy tomato and a baby tomato out for a walk.......
baby tomato started lagging behind so daddy tomato stoped, turned around and waled towrds baby toamto and sed 'Ketchup'
.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. my m8 told me it. its one of those REALLY bad xmas 1s u gt in crackers.
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Jul 4, 2006 11:30:36 GMT -5
Post by Suze on Jul 4, 2006 11:30:36 GMT -5
Wayne Rooney doesn't have to worry when it's his birthday. Cristiano Ronaldo will make sure he gets a card.
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Jul 5, 2006 2:32:21 GMT -5
Post by zotjuh on Jul 5, 2006 2:32:21 GMT -5
Knock knock who's there? Doctor Doctor who? exactly (or something) i dont get it
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